the long overdue “my dick” bit

okay, hopefully this will stop the email request…

…’cause i’ve gotten a LOT. more than i would have imagined. so, let’s get this out of the way and move on:

when on a dating sight, that’s not about fucking, but about dating (or at least claims to be) asks you what you like in a girl, we all know you like your dick in a girl, but lie to them for now. let her find that out the hard way…

…pun intended.

that being said – shane, i’ll get you a new “@astrowhore.org” email and you can use that to try again, k? i know where this HAS to have originated from…