give the gift of xxx? (the non porno remix, b-side)

so tonight was my office xmas party…

…and i actually enjoyed it.

now, this wasn’t the whole company – the gigantor corporate juggernaut i work for is far too large to have a party…but my little group of ten sales folks had our own, and thanks to my boy chris we had a white elephant exchange…

…meant in the typical sense of the phrase, not that we exchanged caucasian republicans, you understand.

ten sales folks – nine participated in the exchange, and five of the eight were liquor. that says a lot about the job stress level, don’t it? and gift number six was pint glasses – guns n’ roses pint glasses.

how pimp is that?

the other three were a crockpot (not my thing), dark knight on blu-ray (i don’t have blu and have the three disc dvd) and $25 in iTunes credit (which was what i wanted most out of the pile, and what i took home). for all curious my gift was labeled “mom’s old fashioned rum cake”, but you opened in and found three things – a box of duncan hines, a bottle of sailor jerry’s, and a post it that just said, “i didn’t have time to bake this morning”. i’m a funny guy, no?

got my buzz on and was on my way to deliver some more holiday cheer (or holiday spirits, to be more accurate) to harold’s, which is where i’m sitting as i type this. now enjoy the weekend and get yo’ drunk on!

(and the “xxx” in the title was an ol’ school liquor label reference…what were YOU thinking it meant? perverts – stop emailing me about that shit!)