tequila makes everything uglier AND prettier all at the same time…

i will admit, i’ve gotten my drunk on a time or two…

…and when i do, it can be fun. when i do at the pink taco in vegas, it can be a whole lotta fun. but i’ve never taken it to THIS level:

(the truly scary part is you’ll notice a person or two has taken a number off the bottom of the flyer, and i can’t assume all of them are doing it for humor reasons…)

now i’ll grant you, this person got trashed at the PT in LA (who knew there was a second?) but the ritas their aren’t THAT lethal. shit, let this girl (i hope it’s a girl – fuck me, i PRAY it’s a girl!!!) try some of the ones at my spot, where they’re just this side of moonshine and i’m typically typing a whore entry WHILE drinking one and let’s see what toy she buys then!!!