- it’s good to have goals
- tequila makes everything uglier AND prettier all at the same time…
- johnny, gimme that note or i’ll fill you full of lead!!!
- michael, sean, and you – the ultimate threesome? (obvious hump day bonus bit title)
- joint or no joint?
- G.O.P. = Great Older Pussy?
- where all the white (or brown) women at?
- i’ve got big balls…always!
- why use the “o” word when you can use the “v” word?
- rain, rain, go away…
- semi pseudo flashback bit…sorta