twofer tuesday ii – oily titty bits!

again, two bits that don’t deserve to stand alone – but together i figure they’ll do for some random tuesday reading…

a little bit about something not so little…

shayla hershey of houston texas (see pic above) boasts a 34FFF chest – and underwent breast surgery number EIGHT to get them to that level recently…but she’s been cut off. houston (original home of the breast implant, for all curious) is in texas which actually has a limit to how much silicone one can have in your body. who knew we capped such a thing? she wants to go for the u.s. record, but will travel to brazil (her native land) to do it due to the texas titty limitations. i thought EVERYTHING was supposed to be bigger here…

(not that i’m all about screwing a human cartoon, but for anybody curious my record largest i’ve gotten to enjoy was, coincedentally, in houston, and she was an all natural 32G. i don’t know how many “Fs” that would be, but she looked pretty close to a brunette version of this…and actually had a good personality, i might add…)

no kidding

rumor has it this will be the new roadside symbol for a gas station coming up at the next exit – i think this fits…