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Author: Published: April 14, 2008 0 comments

this got sent to me…

…and we all could use financial advice on the new tax money we all get:

How to use the rebate:

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate. I’ve been reflecting on how best to spend it.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
If we spend the money on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer, the money will go to India .
If we purchase fruit and vegetables, the money will all go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatamala.
If we purchase a good car, the money will all go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap, the money will all go to Taiwan , and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America . The way to keep
that money here is to buy prostitutes and bourbon, since those
are the only businesses still in the US .

(feel free to substitute strippers if the illegality of hookers bugs you…we hear at astrowhore.org are flexible like that)

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