the TRUE beginning? (a SIXTEEN year old flashback)

i think this might have been the first legit astrowhore bit i wrote…

…cause it sounds like me, and there’s a couple things that really make me think it’s me, but i dunno:

02/02/2002: “top 10 rejected valentines”

> > > Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

> > >
> > 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
> > > But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
> >
> > > 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
> > > Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
> >
> > > 8. I bought this Valentine’s card at the store
> > > In hopes that, later, you’d be my whore.
> >
> > > 7. This feels so good, it feels so right
> > > I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night.
> >
> > > 6. You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of
> > > class Especially when I’m spanking, your
> > > big-round-fat ass.
> > >
> > > 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
> > > But now I’m fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A
> > > SAMICH!!!
> > >
> > > 4. Through all the things that came to pass
> > > Our love has grown. . . but so’s your ass.
> >
> > > 3. You’re a honey. . . and you’re a cutie
> > > I just wished you had J-Lo’s “booty”.
> >
> > > 2. I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny
> > > So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny!
> >
> > > 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
> > > You should check out the one that I gave to
> > > your sister!

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