i had to share some of these just ’cause i couldn’t stop laughing…
…or course, the NON-funny part of this is these are real and really on real people. the upside is they probably only cost ’em a twelve pack of miller lite and maybe some shitty weed. on to the hilarity of our first of many really bad ink sixers:
we might look, we sure as fuck won’t touch! and what’s with the eyes? ‘could they be spaced any further apart? i’ll trust only down syndrome folk look for the duration maybe?
this, oddly enough, was the reason for this bit – i was stone cold sober, going through the “suckytattoos” instagram feed (where these ALL came from, by the way) and couldn’t stop giggling at this saying “look, honey – boobeagle!”. what’s sad is this one of the better executed pieces on the feed…but you think you’re excited? check out those nipples!
if done right this could almost be a design the ufc would like…but this is FAR from done right. if suicide squad was this quality level of a film (and some argue it was) it never woulda seen theaters. just sayin’.
on the upside, everything IS spelled right. the down side is content and location, location, location…right between what appears to be two mounds of pizza dough!
even if you don’t like hip-hop you can see how this is bad and shitty on multiple levels. and the quality – i just can’t decide if somebody got this ’cause they’re glad they’re dead (the bullet holes?) or if this was actually a tribute. i’m almost hoping for the former, in which case for this fucked up idea they got what they deserved. if not, they didn’t pay tribute to anything except poor people housing, which was undoubtedly where this crime of a tattoo was perpetrated. i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again – i’ve never seen a tattoo come out of a kitchen (or living room, or back porch) that didn’t look like a tattoo out of a kitchen (or living room, or back porch).
and finally a cautionary tale to the boy -i know your generation can get tattoo equipment, shipped to the house straight from china, on the cheap. and then y’all feel the urge to mutilate each other. if you do that, you’ll get work that looks like this – just wait for your birthday, i’ll keep my promise and get it done right.