sixty-one my ass!

i almost didn’t write this…

…’cause i KNOW shane’s gonna have too much fun with it.

but i recently got a wake-up call that could not be ignored. see, my tattoo guy harold (now at atomic tattoo in austin – hit me up and i’ll give you contact info) had an uber-late xmas a week or so ago since his parents live a few hours away and was given a wii, which he went out and bought the wii fit board for, and decided i just had to try it. after watching he and his wife create their little mii (pronounced “me”) characters he decided i needed one, too.

why?

because they were doing a fitness assesment, which i know isn’t that accurate, and is probaby designed for zero-body-fat, uber-thin asian teens in japan. but based off some magical formula it has, it sku’d his wife’s “fitness age” (which i can only assume the higher the worse off you are) at a few years off (note: for sensitivity towards females note there are no numbers here), harold at forty-six (he’s only thirty) and then my thirty-seven year old ass at SIXTY-ONE!!!

(and i’m the one in the bunch that goes to the gym! and i had just eated my weight in fried food at the taproom along with two monster-sized beers, but still…)

so, yeah – the diet and exercise program will now be in effect (save for 5am breakfast tacos with a cop buddy in a few minutes)

and we’ll see how that goes…