pole dancing for jesus

i love when the bits write themselves…

…makes my job easier on days like today where i didn’t sleep worth a shit and my brain, as a result, feels like pudding.

yep, it’s christian pole dancing – or something like that. taught by a former stripper, it’s in spring, texas (a suburb of houston, that town that birthed the fake boob…seriously!) and has rules…only ten ladies to a class, it’s all christian music, and you have to bring your church program from that morning to the sunday evening class (lest any heathens that are just looking for training for a profession sneak in).

hey, if you can’t wrap your legs around a pole for jesus, who can you? just sayin’!