not as sad as the first line makes it out to be (a flashback)

Author: sean M Published: February 6, 2026 0 comments

it’s hard to believe dad’s been gone for six years now…

…mom made the bit because back then dad was still with us. on a positive note, i always chuckle when people hear dad died the day before mom’s “death-a-versary” and say, “see…and she was waiting for him at the gates of heaven and…”

not even close.

if anything liz was at the door yelling at st. peter, “make him go in the back!”, or something to that effect. i don’t think she woulda used her sway to bar him completely, but he wouldn’t get to hang anywhere cushy for a while, that’s for sure. or maybe she’s let it all go? she was pretty forgiving. anyway, moving on…

the shoulda woulda coulda sixer

Author: sean M Published: February 6, 2011 0 comments edit

this was gonna be about…

…well, several things.

i think i might be in a slight slump – my mind hasn’t been churning this shit out as easy as usual, and i kept coming up with lame ideas, which is how we got…

six sixers i was gonna try but they kinda sucked

1. the cabin fever sixer – i could only come up with three things that indicated cabin fever for me last week, and the funniest was that “dad, don’t you have somewhere to be” look the dogs kept giving me – but that coulda been the booze.

2. the cold weather sixer – it was cold. it got icy. we had snow. that was about all i had on that, except…

3. the it sucks losing money sixer – hopefully just by typing this bit of this bit i let this go, but i don’t know. all i know is if i HAD worked on friday i coulda made some decent money, but my boss talked me into staying at home lest the roads re-freeze and i get stuck in a ditch somewhere. his heart was in the right place, but i HATE losing money…especially when i’m cash starved and all.

(yeah, not feeling any better there)

4. the superbowl sixer – while the game was good (i stopped mid-way through this bit to watch the fourth quarter) i had to google during my “cabin fever” period just to know who the fuck was playing. yeah, i was THAT into this one…

5. the tattoo shop etiquette sixer – this would probably turn out to be a LOT more than just a sixer…

6. the dead mother sixer – yeah, what’s more fun to talk about than a dead mom? i can’t think of ANYTHING that’s actually more depressing, but maybe that’s ’cause tomorrow makes fifteen years. any way i sliced it, that was gonna be a lame ass entry. so, instead, you got this slightly less lame, slightly more upbeat entry. couldn’t be happier, could ya?

not as sad as the first line makes it out to be (a flashback)

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