a bit about our new domestic terrorists

i will say just three things and then we’ll get back to funny…

1. she was driving around the agent and video proves it

2. he pointed a phone, not a gun

3. if ice is ever near me i’m just doing head shots until they take me down

in all seriousness, i will defend to my death my family and property and will take out as many of those treasonous motherfuckers as i can on my way out. i can do head shots, too, and i’ll follow their playbook and shoot first and lie about it later. okay, fuck the second part…i have no reason to lie as i’m not a cowardice piece of shit like they are.

moving on to the funny (but, surprisingly, keeping the same topic going)…

ahead of this frozen tundra weekend, the administration sent a memo to FEMA saying they’d like them to, in describing the storm and weather this weekend, avoid the word “ice” as people would have too much fun trolling their gestapo thugs when headlines like “deadly ice threatens southern states” hit social media.

i can’t make this shit up.