pene pequeño

i’ve never seen an asian cock, and that’s okay…

…but, rumor has it, they’re typically below average in size.

apparently in korea, it’s really a thing. ya see, in korea, the pinch emoji:

which typically means close (as in “missed it by that much”) or “small” (in general) or “maybe a little” or something non-phallic is a major insult and usually used to denote a tiny penis. so when apple decided to make an ad for the iphone air that has a hand basically in that pose to show how thin the phone is, they had to modify it in their market pretty dramatically…

lest we have another chevy nova mexico incident. feel free to google that one.