when it was what it was

i remember when there were basically two categories…

…for weed, for hip hop, for dance music (before we called it “techno” and long before we called it “EDM”) everything just fell into two categories:

GOOD shit

and…

that other shit

life was so much simpler then.

like my latest acquisition, which came courtesy of the folks i get gummies from. i don’t normally advertise for folks here, but i will for these guys. they’re an offshoot of where i got my favorite vape stuff for flower.

they had a disposable vape as a free item with a recent order that was labeled “wedding cake”. i’ve smoked that strain with both females i did marry and those i didn’t. but it never tasted like “wedding cake”, it just tasted like “weed”, as most strains do. still good. still got the job done.

but this free disposable vape?

if the name was supposed to be inspired by the flavor, it’s because it tastes like the flavor you get when you set the plastic bride and groom on fire…

(this is where i totally expected to find a google image only to be disappointed)

…and then inhaled the ensuing fumes with a bic pen tube…it does get the job done, just doesn’t taste great doing it and you have to take a pretty monster rip to get it to be effective. but, shit, it was free.

i still don’t get the flavor name, though. i’ve had vapes that taste like the flavor – had some tropical ones, a blueberry one, even a strawberry that was kinda on point. and their gummy flavors are EXTREMELY on point – closest thing i’ve ever tasted to the flavor of a real mango! but this strain stuff leaves a bit to be desired…