in eight weeks i want wood

people always bitch they don’t know what i want for Christmas…

…so i’ll do “more than hint” bits leading up to it.

and at eight weeks we’ll start with the most expensive:

yep, it’s a wooden watch. okay, so all the internals (the gears and shit) aren’t wooden – but the rest of it is, by god! the face, the bezel, the case – even the links that make the band up…all from 100% RECYCLED wood, scraps leftover from furniture and wood floors and such. all untreated, unstained, 100% hypoallergenic. and in addition to re-purposing wood scraps, they also plant a tree for every watch that sells. most expensive one they make (this one, actually) retails for about $140. was gonna get it for myself (still probably will, knowing me – which is what makes me such a pain in the ass to shop for) but i think the 55″ LCD TV might be enough. with this being the first woman-free Xmas in a while (i know it’s still eight weeks away, but who the fuck are we kidding?) i figure i might as well spoil myself and the pups a bit, right?