gas or ass?

so, i’m planning on getting a new car in the next month or two…

…i’d looked at one of these:

but then i saw this pic from new orleans (which is where the new car will go on its first road trip) where it got caught between two trucks, who were (according to the caption on the pic) going less than ten miles and hour in traffic when…

i figure i’ll save my ass rather than save some gas…maybe that’s just MY priorities, but i’m sticking with it.