and on the thirteenth day i COULD rest if sprint mobile broadband didn’t suck cock…

i am SUPPOSED to be cutting the grass right now…

…or cleaning my grandmother’s house. or doing laundry. or…well…SOMETHING.

but i’ve decided today ain’t the day for that.

no, today is gonna be about cleaning off the dvr, reminding my couch what my ass feels like, and reminding the puppies what dad looks like above the knee (versus the below the knee portion they see from their closed crate doors as i walk out the door to the house to be gone for several hours at a stretch)

so, if y’all would excuse me, i’m gonna get back to not doing jack fuckin’ shit now…’cause after twelve days of non-stop physical, mental, and emotional roller coaster bullshit, it’s time to live la vida copper y dude and just lay around the house with those two for a day!