a whore bit about hores

this was sent in…

…and it’s late on a saturday so i’ll punk out and just post it as sent:

A school teacher once a month has a “sticker day.”
She gives each child a sticker and asks them to write a story about it.
On this day she gave a little boy a sticker with a horse on it, his story is below.
As you can imagine he misspelled the word which changed the context of the story completely!

all works in character ‘cept for that line about carrots…or maybe i’ve just been fuckin’ the wrong hores? for my money this isn’t as funny as when kids were assigned to draw a picture of their favorite relative they most wanted to be like when they grew up. one girl’s mom worked at home depot and had griped about having to sell snow shovels ’cause they were heavy…her daughter loves her mom, so she drew this: