yoga time!

sadly, the subject line is not a complete joke…

…but bare with me here.

i am seriously jealous of the people in this bit. sleep for me is like a shuttle launch – SEVERAL factors are at play, and have to all be lined up just right or i just don’t achieve unconsciousness. sad, but true. and in truth, i’ve never drank enough to actually pass out…at least, not like THIS. but the email was sent to me with the subject line “who the fuck needs yoga class when we have booze?!?”, so here’s the pics that came with (and the descriptions of the yoga positions that accompany them). they’re not numbered ’cause there’s no particular order here…

Savasana – Position of total relaxation.
to most of you this is the most realistic, but i just can NOT sleep on my back…

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana – This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.
considering the position of that tree, his brain might be calm, but i bet the head that contains it isn’t

Marjayasana – Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.
believe it or not, if any of these deserve to just have “WTF?!?” as a caption, this AIN’T the lead candidate…

Halasana – Excellent for back pain and insomnia.
this, however, WOULD be it – WTF?!?

Malasana – This position is great for ankles and back muscles.
his buddies HAD to have staged this…

Balasana – Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.
“vodka morning, noon, and night makes russian women look alright!” i had a shirt that said that in high school…TELL ME i’m not far off looking at the writing on the bus stop!