boobies make the earth go boom!

oh, those wacky iranians…

…boy, there’s a line i never get to start a bit with!

in a move that just goes to show we irish folk will piss anybody off if so inclined, jen mccreight has organized a not-so-little (meant in a couple of ways) event in response to a rather ridiculous statement by an iranian cleric (think “muslim priest”, not “clerk”) that basically blames the recent earthquake devastation on the fact that women are dressing sluttier these days.

the EXACT statement:

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes…”

while many woman’s groups globally expressed outrage, little miss jen decided to do something about it, and organized what could very quickly become MY favorite spring-time holiday, BOOBQUAKE. essentially she is encouraging women of the world (yes, i’m looking at you…and NOT making eye contact when i do so) to show as much cleavage as they can on monday, april 26th, and then see if we can have any seismic activity down below (“down below” referring to below the earth’s crust, not just below a guy’s belt).

use the link here or on the word “BOOBQUAKE” above to add yourself to the list of attendees on the facebook page (32,951 as of the time i’m writing this, which was 32,950 before i joined the cause) and come monday show off the girls in the name of a girl’s right to show off the girls!

(this was originally gonna be my monday bit, but i decided to drop it saturday so you ladies could plan your monday wardrobe accordingly!)

see – i am ALL about woman’s causes…

(and to do my part i will do a one day resurrection of the boob-filled original header for the astrowhore that i took off ’cause ME said it made the site look like a horny thirteen-year old’s myspace page…)