you shouldn’t have flipped off that clerk at 7-11

how to cut through traffic like a warm knife through butter…

…in three easy steps.

1. tie three pieces of fishing line, in varying lengths of four, six, and eight feet to your roll bar.
2. tie the other end of the fishing line to three balloons shaped like (and the size of) small surface to air missiles.
3. drive like a bat out of hell down the road and watch people clear a path!

see, while you’re parked (or when you get pulled over, in this guy’s case) you look like the inset pic; but while moving really fast…