from the mouths of babes

i don’t know if i should be proud or not…

…but sadly i kinda am.

i’ve been known to occasionally help out at the tattoo shop where harold works. on friday the little thirteen year old niece of the owner was in and, upon dealing with a particularly high maintenance customer, heard me say…

and you people wonder why i have to drink after work!

according to the text that i got saturday morning she has used that phrase more than two dozen times since hearing me say it. a thirteen year old GIRL. that is fucking FUNNY!

(and why i shouldn’t have kids)