coulda, woulda, shoulda? – the un-sixer

being a sunday, it’s a sixer day…

…being the way my week went, i was ass out of ideas. i had a few, but couldn’t commit six things for any particular category. here’s what i thought i could spawn a whole entry out of:

six things i THOUGHT would would make a good sixer, but i was wrong…

6. six olympic vacation packages – with the possibility of them being in chicago last week, and my sister living there, i was gonna come up with a way to make some money before prices spiked. a few involved people staying on my sister’s couch…problem was chicago didn’t get the olympics – and apparently my sister thought it best i ask her about this first. sometimes family is picky…

5. six really bad tattoos – i’ve been hanging out at the tattoo shop where herald works quite a bit lately, and while they do AMAZING ink there, people come in to get some bad shit covered up. even though they WANT it covered and hidden forever, they weren’t cool with me making fun of it online…what’s wrong with people today?

4. six reasons the big cheddar koozie is better than shane’s around the neck koozie – this was kinda reaching for subject matter, admittedly…but i still stand by the statement. can’t find a pic of these online, but i’ll snap one and throw it in the comments later. it’s worth the wait – this is a RETARDED hunk of foam, and it doesn’t hold bottles, but it’s still wicked fucking cool…

3. six reasons me & shane wearing affliction shirts does NOT make us douche bag assholes – i realized i don’t have to justify this, and with us being just regular assholes it might be kind of a moot point at best…

2. six songs i can’t find online, free or not, and need readers to send me – believe it or not, i thought this was too self-indulgent. but from “i’m free” from the soup dragons to “wonderamaland” from dramarama, i DO have a list if anybody wants to hook a brother up…

1. why the irish will always be the race it’s acceptable to make fun of – as i’ve stated, you never see bandito looking decorations around cinco de mayo, but the leprechaun shit around st. patrick’s? nobody seems to see that as racist…i just ended up typing “we’re too drunk to care” six times…and was drunk while doing so!