time to face the music?

i have a little note for any teenagers that read me…

…of which i doubt there are many. or any. but play along here.

so, your pierced up, goth-looking, hot topic wearing ass wonders secretly if the jocks and cheerleaders and popular beautiful people will ever actually wanna hang out with you or talk to you or at least not kick your ass? the answer, sadly is apparently “YES”. you just have to do two things…

1. wait a few years – possibly a couple decades
2. start an account on facebook

seriously – what the fuck?

i’m not actually bitching – after all these years i have ZERO bad blood with anybody from high school, college, or really anywhere for that matter – they’re all cool with me. but it’s been so weird the people i’ve found and that have found me, all in a short amount of time…and it’s all ’cause my sister bailed myspace and i wanted to be able to keep in touch with her.

so, yeah…just wait a while and sign up on facebook – you don’t even have to go to them…they’ll come to you. and it’s not a bad thing…