just another pretty face

no, seriously…

…this is a day to mark in your outlook.

to put towards congress as a national event.

because i am speechless.

i have always said (and now that i’m single again i say it even more) that a pretty face or a rockin’ bod is not all i need – i need a woman with a good bit on intelligence to keep my attention.

if this doesn’t scare the piss out of you when you think about the future of america and the generation to come, nothing will…

…some jokes write themselves, folks.

if you can sit through this more than once you are FAR more tolerant than me. someone, for the love of god, put a bullet in her head or a cock in her mouth or something but SHUT THIS BITCH UP!!!