oh well, these things happen…

well, for all who emailed and asked, NO the halloween debauchery previously described didn’t go off as scheduled….

the naughty catholic school girl (of which there were quite a few on sixth tonight, but none as hot as the one i was supposed to have leash trained for this evening, nor did they have as cool a crucifucker as we had to carry around), got called into work; and we would have been the only priest / school girl combo. add the leash and collar element, and we would have surely been the favorite target for the hard-core christians toting crosses around on wheels and screaming the gospel at the top of their lungs…but they’re out EVERY year so there’s always next year, provided the costumes don’t end up ripped or damaged for twelve solid months…which as good as she looked when i just saw her try on the skirt, well, never mind…they’ll be lucky to make it to thanksgiving.

add to that god in flannel boxers having a migraine and it was just me and kramer people watching on sixth street, watching them confiscate anything and everything weaponish (like antlers, for example) and it made us leave when i saw my second adult sponge bob square pants. for some reason, i just find that wrong…

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awww. too bad you don’t know any other girls with uniforms…

elle said @ 11/01/2002 09:59 PM GMT

hey! there’s nothing wrong with spongebob. he’s replaced tinky-winky as the new ‘gay icon’. and, according to charlie hodge, it’s a damn funny show when you’re high.

topenga said @ 11/01/2002 08:35 PM GMT

Damn, I was dying to see a photo of Father Bubba Sean. Assuming you wouldn’t get struck by a thunderbolt from above for posting it to the Web.

Jette said @ 11/01/2002 03:37 PM GMT

you’d think, with that whole omnipotence thing going on, i’d be able to see the migraine coming, or will it away, or whatever…
sorry about last night, but I’m better now. There were some prayers, some candles, some offerings… did the trick, but now I have many favors to grant.

god in flannel boxers (now on the mend) said @ 11/01/2002 03:11 PM GMT