enough is enough

“hippies….hippies….everywhere…..they say they wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad…” – eric cartman, south park

first off, i have no problem with people who “think globally, act locally” or whatever. and i SURE as hell have no problem with people smoking pot; but after the nice classy, pseudo-hippy crowd at the show i worked tuesday, and then the far from classy group at the one i worked last night, i’ve hit the wall and can’t takes no more. between both shows, i’ve seen things that my mind will never unsee (unfortunately); and because both bands played 3+ hours, i’m running on only three to four hours of sleep the last couple of nights, which means i’ve got a hangover-like headache (without the fun booze-filled night before) and i’m feeling really depressed (which is only compounded by the lack of sleep…that was there anyway due to extenuating circumstances).

if i live to see forty (which occasionally, i wonder about) here are ten things that after the last couple of nights, i can go the next ten years (that’s how long it’ll be before i see forty, in case you’re curious) and be WAY okay with it…

10. girls with beautiful faces, awesome bodies, that ruin it with nappy-ass dreadlocks. not nice, even ones…but the kind that almost looks like they didn’t even intend to do them…kinda like a bad hair day gone REALLY bad.

9. ANYTHING, and i mean ANYTHING tie-dyed. okay, and exception can be made if you’re female, cute, and it’s a thong..but at this point, even THAT would be a long shot.

8. guys who have that lincoln-inspired beard that makes them look amish.

7. dangly peace sign ear rings if you’re UNDER 40. over, most of the hipness is gone anyway, and we expect a fashion slip up or two; but under? what the hell?

6. women with more hair on their toes (or pits) than ME…

5. two words: hemp jewelry

4. people who try to trade me beaded, mushroom inspired items for tickets. sadly, this happened a LOT.

3. shirts, hats, shorts, scarves, or whatever with those damn dancing bears on them

2. jangly ankle bracelets.

1. any article of clothing that hasn’t seen a washing machine since the original owner cleaned it one last time before they donated it to goodwill in 1973.

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wow man, that’s like, yo know, whoa, dude, it’s like so, you know… wow….

Huh?

astrofishy said @ 05/02/2002 06:43 PM GMT