get some header!

going through the archives has reminded me of something…

…i used to change the title of this bitch a LOT!

the title is the little phrase that appears at the top of your browser window. here’s what i’ve found i’ve used to far:

1. WTF, sean? – the “new classic” that inspired the new url (www.daphuk.com) and also gets me banned in most corporate office settings.

2. liquor? i hardly know her! – yeah, like that’s stopped me (in every sense of the phrase)

3. if you don’t stop picking at it, it’s only gonna get worse… – Liz’s words live on in infamy.

4. if you want the husband to watch it’s gonna cost extra – i know twenty bucks is twenty bucks, but you gotta draw the line somewhere…

5. now with fresh road kill!!! – even seen shit from your past and wondered why you ever thought it was cool? yeah, apply that one here…

6. screws fall out all the time…the world’s an imperfect place – while there were plenty more, how can you not close this shit out on a judd nelson breakfast club quote? who knew i’d be just as famous as him one day?

(which is meant as a slam to his career, not a hype up of my own)

but there was also…

7. is it wrong to pay homeless guys to beat the tar out of each other? – a nice bonus one, and yes, clearly it is…or so i’m told.