well, this certainly sucks…

okay, so anybody who reads this slop, or has talked to me for more than five minutes at a stretch, has figured out that i have a pretty twisted sense of humor. i mean i AM funny, don’t get me wrong; and i can keep people amused because i can bounce between the most low-brow, make a teamster blush (i actually HAVE accomplished that feat before) kinda humor to more intellectual, what has been described as “dennis-miller-esque” humor in a five minute period (by the way, my DM humor comes without his little head shake…can’t steal trademarks, ya know). but i had NO idea my imagination had such a twisted sense of humor…

last week i had a “ten tips” list on deck for working out. then some issues with those close to me made me feel like the timing on such a piece would be in EXTREMELY poor taste, so i decided i would push it till the end of the weekend and do it on sunday. well, crown royal intervened that night, and the piece went undone. i started coming up with more on monday when i was in the gym, and decided to do TWO ten lists…one for guys, one for women. then i went to chemical brothers, which blew me away, so i decided to write on that.

so due to all THAT, i got very little sleep last night and i’m about to collapse. why am i still up? well, that’s where my imagination’s sense of humor kicks in….

after work, i cruised home for a bit, and ran to san marcos with my “sister” kathi to grub. over dinner, i commented to her (after scribbling the url for this page on two chalkboards in the men’s room) that it amazes me that i ALWAYS seem to come up with something to throw on here. how writer’s block never seems to hit me…

so as a result, tonight it did.

i worked it since i got back TRYING to make my gym piece come together to my satisfaction, but it was to no avail. it’ll happen eventually, but because i SAID that was the least of my problems, it happened. fine…two can play at this game…

you know what amazes me? no matter what i do, i NEVER seem to win the lottery. every time i play. buy a ticket, it’s just like throwing the money away. and i NEVER get laid. not nightly. and never, ever, EVER by hot latinas nightly.

okay imagination curse, play with THAT for a while.

to combat it tonight, i decided to spike the ball and write a piece on writer’s block. the gym bit will follow eventually. until then i’ll just NEVER win the lotto and NEVER having mind-numbing sex with beautiful, petite, busty latinas….

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this has nothing to do with anything you’re writing about but i like the new header design.

josh said @ 04/25/2002 03:41 AM GMT

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