stupidity that (almost) didn’t survive the ages (a throwback)

this one has me truly baffled…

…seriously – i got nothing.

i’m assuming there was more to this? i mean, there just kinda has to be, right? the title on my archival drive was “idiot pageant contestant” so i GUESSED at what was in the middle as this is what popped up when i googled “idiot…” and it was uploaded to youtube less than a week after i did this bit back in 2007, which opened a new month in the archives since there was no “perfectly aged” bit for today. as all media (pics, videos, etc) go away when the bits are archived (making me super nervous about kramer switching servers on me soon) i had to hunt this down…

08/27/2007: “just another pretty face”
no, seriously…

…this is a day to mark in your outlook.

to put towards congress as a national event.

because i am speechless.

i have always said (and now that i’m single again i say it even more) that a pretty face or a rockin’ bod is not all i need – i need a woman with a good bit on intelligence to keep my attention.

if this doesn’t scare the piss out of you when you think about the future of america and the generation to come, nothing will…

…some jokes write themselves, folks.

if you can sit through this more than once you are FAR more tolerant than me. someone, for the love of god, put a bullet in her head or a cock in her mouth or something but SHUT THIS BITCH UP!!!

i guess even if that wasn’t it at least it’s period correct and funny, right?

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