the quick one-two-three

i OPENLY admit that last entry sucked…so, here’s a quickie few to get you through the afternoon…i went out like a bitch this morning (and on the last one on here, i admit) but it’s the thought that counts, right?

the transcript

sometimes, we are men of many words…other times, few. on my way back to the office today, the phone rang and it was kramer on his mobile. here is EVERY word that was said, verbatim:

me: whussup, nigga?
kw: remember…gun control means using BOTH hands
me: bullshit…it means using a gun in EACH hand.
kw: right…thanks for correcting me on that
me: now sweat
kw: that’s all….later
me: bye

believe it or not, such chats in texas (the only state in the nation where it’s illegal to buy the weight loss pill hydroxycut if you’re under seventeen) are actually kinda normal…

the ride?

have you seen what they’ve done to the hummer? talk about pussifying an american bad-ass….hell, even the NAME of the fucking thing is slang for a blowjob. now they turn around and damn near make it girly? i saw one on the road the other day and started to giggle at it…”what the fuck is that lego looking piece of shit?” i thought to myself. then it passed, and i saw the word “hummer” on the back of it. as in drive one, and never get one. i dunno…pretty sad when a former military vehicle can go so wimpy so damn fast. they call the new abomination the “h2”, and call the original the “h1”. rolling, thunderous proof that sequels never, EVER live up to the original…except with austin powers and kevin smith flicks.

quiz show

do you have a dick? are you a dick? sometimes we need help in answering the little questions in life…

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liked that little test, didn’t you! Did you pass?

the redhead said @ 08/29/2002 08:57 PM GMT

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