phone cleaning sixer

so, in various states of sobriety (or lack thereof) i save random shit to my phone…

…sometimes i remember why, sometimes i don’t. most of the time i re-post to social media (you can also find me on twitter or instagram – m_sean_m) but here’s a few on my phone i don’t know if i ever re-used. since this is pure lazieness, i’ll return to my roots from kramer’s blog and actually do ten (maybe even more?) versus my usual sunday sixer:

can’t we all just get along?

it’s nice to see the races come together for a common cause:

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beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but repulsive is pretty much universal…

it’s funny ’cause it’s true

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it’s odd hearing about how your package is delayed due to winter storms on the east coast when you’re walking around in shorts with the a/c on in your house…

it smells like wet cereal

yeah, you know who you fuckers are…

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now stop thinking it’s okay…even NOLA bars say it’s not:

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i don’t know the story here…

and honestly, i don’t know if i want to:

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it IS amusing that wherever i downloaded this from the last random numbers on the file were “911”. coincidence? i think not!

bad marketing

you learn about certain marketing blunders in advertising classes: the chevy “nova”, which translates to “no go” or “this car doesn’t work” in spanish not doing well in mexico because they didn’t rename it, for example. i think this might be another, ’cause i think it’s for gun nuts, or perhaps it is LEGITIMATELY for stick up guys?

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it popped on my instagram feed as a SPONSORED link, so this wasn’t some bullshit made meme. although i really hope this was:

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and if this IS a real thing, and you DO actually buy one, you deserve the ensuing heart issues…

since the iowa caucus is tomorrow and all…

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as a friend said, “if you genuinely support a “trump/palin” ticket you’re basically saying you don’t care about the future of this country, you just want saturday night live to be funny again. truth!

and speaking of truth…

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can’t argue with that. your fault for getting naked outdoors in florida!

i hate when ads run after the fact…

like, almost 250 years after fact:

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and finally…

a little peak in the workings here – this image saved, but didn’t put in a thumbnail for some reason, so i don’t know how to caption it since i won’t know what it is till i hit the “upload” button:

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and honestly, that needs no caption!

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