tuesday tatt bit

so way back when there was this douche that worked at harold’s place…

…an okay guy in a way or two, but a douche none the less. he had this portfolio where he showed, on one occasion, where he’d given a guy a pitbull tattoo – and then with a closer pic showed how the head of the pup, and the veiny neck of it straining against the leash, was in fact a cock. the caption below it?

don’t piss off your tattoo artist

another guy came in with half a leg full of tribal he wanted touched up – and we could tell (but apparently he’d never noticed) that all the negative space was several dozen cock and balls – EVERY bit of negative space (I.E. the flesh part between the black) was all phallic. he touched it up, changing it all to where he was no longer a walking freudian field day. why do i bring this up? ’cause of a pic kramer sent me…

now my question – does she know her ginormous butterfly is two chicks licking the same cock? and if she did this on purpose then what the fuck is this girl’s number?

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  • Shane Jan 27, 2009 @ 10:14

    I’ve seen that one before, not quite as impressive as the lesbian covered in dick tatts.

    I think one of the most fucked up tatts to come out of Sharp Things was that dumb ass that took a couple of the guys up on a “free” tattoo and walked out with a tribal cock and balls on the back of his neck.

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