little cock of data

truly geeky people scare me some times…

…and it’s hard to get geekier then sitting at your pc, doing whatever, then looking at a usb port in the front of the machine and thinking “i wish i could stick my dick in that”. that’s the only background story i could come up with for this:

it’s a short, stubby, usb drive made from the shortest dildo i think ever made. it glows red when it slides into the port (my cock would blush, too, if it found it was small enough to fit into a usb 2.0 port) and to keep the man hater crowd happy you have to rip it’s head off to make it fit…

…that might scare off a few of the fellas from this, i would hope. but what man would purchase this box?