if i ruled the world, part ii (no crips, all tards)

this is kinda the follow up to LAST friday (not yesterday), when i talked about orange spaces…

…now i want to talk about legal murder.

we could all argue there are certain segments of the population we could stand to get rid of. i’ll give you that. happily. but i think this segment could REALLY stand to go…

…i’m talking about stupid people.

not all stupid people, you understand. stupid people are needed in this world so smart people can realize they’re smart. they can also be good for personal amusement. the way i see it, there are three basic types of stupid people:

1. stupid people too stupid to know they’re stupid – these are okay. to quote marcie from married with children, “if you give a chimp a gun, and the chimp kills someone, you don’t blame the chimp”*. these folks are harmless, hapless, and typically serve you food somewhere you can get a larger drink for only a nickel more (one’s sitting next to me at the library as i type this, actually). they’re not really hurting anybody, so i typically let them be unless they fuck up my order.

* – NOTE: how many times does someone wax intellectual AND quote married with children at the same time? damn, i’m good…

2. stupid people who are smart enough to KNOW they’re stupid – again, i leave these folks alone. it’s kinda like a fat person that KNOWS they’re fat and just accepts it. sure, they could diet…they just choose not to. these folks COULD pick up a book or two. might help. certainly wouldn’t hurt. but they’ve accepted their place in this world, and who are we to hassle ’em for it?

3. stupid people who think they’re smart – THESE motherfuckers have got to go. seriously. if we’re gonna pass a law that we can kill people, these shitheads need to be at the top of the list. i’m not one to judge (shit, i almost said that with a straight face!) but certain folk do the world more harm than good, and these ignornant-assed idiots are really needing to be erased.

and yes, this bit has a personal base to it.

i don’t mind dumb people, but dumb people who THINK they know what they’re doing or saying, and attempt to convince people to follow or believe them as if their every word should be carved in stone really have to go. i guess the only ones worse than this are people stupid enough to follow and/or believe this wastes of flesh. find one and take a brick to their skull today. okay, maybe not today, but once we get the law passed. write your congressman!