‘merica? fuck no!

you know what’s worse than piss warm booze?

…piss warm booze that LOOKS LIKE YOU PISSED IT OUT!

fucking seriously?

i love the commercial for it – brags about how “you’re an american, which gives you the right to drink wherever you choose”.

oh yeah? tell that to the AMERICAN COP that pulls you over and finds this on you. or catches you “dispensing” to yourself behind some bushes in a park. and then they brag that the freedom flask is MADE IN AMERICAN?

for once it actually seems like a good thing that the chinese are taking over…