sinteenth bbq safety net bit

if you can read this, i might not have survived my juneteenth bbq last night…

…but more than likely i just don’t have internet access today.

since my “weekend” is tuesday-wednesday, and yesterday was spent doing b-day shit, including the “q” i don’t know where i am today or what i’m doing…but more than likely i’m at home, don’t have internet, and so i can’t thank anybody who came out yesterday. so i’m writing and posting this tonight at the shop (may 18th) to thank all of you for coming and giving so generously to pay me back for all my time and dough it took to put on my sixteenth annual juneteenth bbq…

…oh, who are we kidding? i know my dead-beat friends enough to know most of you didn’t show, and none of you gave shit. but i appreciate all the texts and calls and shit and will now go recover. happy day after, everybody! and happy birthday to our south american sky goddess miss leia, who if she did things right should have been at the bbq yesterday…but wasn’t. again, keep in mind this is being written just over a month in advance.

(and if none of you are reading this and instead a fresh bit is up i have to wonder where the hell i woke up where i had internet?)