huddle down and get fat

today i “discovered” something new…

…and i use the word in quotes, ’cause it’s just like columbus “discovered” america – something that was already there, established, and populated; ‘cept my discovery was:

it’s like waffle house, and apparently such dining establishments are harold’s new “thing”. he was staying at my place and suggested this for breakfast, and i said, “fuck it – let’s go”.

holy jeebus that’s a lot of food.

for around eight bucks i got a “meat lovers scramble” which is eggs, cheese, honey baked ham, bacon, and sausage all scrambled together, but an order of hash browns the size of my foot, a biscuit smothered in sausage gravy, and a waffle the size of the hash browns. good for the diet? no. good after a night of post break-up heartache boozing and it’s forty fucking degrees out in the morning? hells yeah.

the up side? there’s only six of these in the whole state of texas. the down side? one is about a mile from my place. damn, i gotta avoid this place…this is the kinda food that destroys waistlines AND doctors visits!