i’ll take the old guy and the MILF in ’08!

so mccain announced his running mate…

…and SHE’S kinda hot.

it only makes sense – there was no way in hell the “all old white guy” ticket was gonna beat the “black guy in charge of the white guy” ticket. wasn’t gonna happen. not in today’s political climate. hell, have you seen the clip online of the two kids that say if you don’t vote for obama than you’re clearly racist? something tells me they’re not alone in the ludicrous line of thought.

so there was no way he could pick a white guy to run with him. and to pick a minority male would have just made it look like so many other offices in america with the white boss and the non-white underling. but when obama didn’t pick a woman i fucking KNEW mccain would. no way that hilary factor wasn’t gonna get touched by one of them…it was just a question of which one.

and he picked a MILF, to boot.

she’s only seven years my senior, but has FIVE kids – one with down syndrome, one about to ship off to iraq, and she just happens to be the governor of the state with largest oil reserve in the nation that is currently untappable.

something tells me that’s about to change.

ap headline yesterday – “mccain taps alaska governor for vp”…bet he’s not the only one that wants to tap that.