purge-day

i lost over fifty friends today!

okay, i guess that’s a bit off – not on the number. it was over fifty people – i fucking KNOW this for a fact. but i don’t know if i should use the “f word” to describe them (and NO, i don’t mean THAT “f word”) – they weren’t real friends…they were FACEBOOK friends.

i logged onto that site and saw i had 340 friends. i’ve never had 340 friends…not in my entire existence, all in, COMBINED. so, i figured that was bullshit and i needed to whittle a bit. so, i’m now down to just under three hundred…

…and i ain’t done yet.

now, if you’re reading this, that means you know of the site, and chances are you’re still “on the list”, as it were. i think i need 100 or less…or at least under 200. we’ll see how the purging goes…i can’t be THAT fucking popular.