weekend reader mail

okay, the title is only 50% accurate…

…how is that possible?

well, there are four little bits here, all from pics sent to me, but since two were actually taken by me, only two come from actual readers. although in proofing things, i do kinda read the site, so maybe it actually IS accurate. yeah, let’s go with that instead…

this is the pic i sent myself. what the fuck? seriously? i checked all four tires on this truck, and NONE of the ones on it were the spare – they were all good, with custom rims. this was the SPARE, mounted on the back…what good will it do with a roadside emergency? i know i don’t plan my “just in case” shit well, but this is rifuckindiculous….

it should be noted while i’m still on myspace (feel no need to change it, even though i think my page hasn’t been edited or changed in years) and i’m on facebook (again, don’t upate, although i keep MEANING to to filter some people over to this site i just…well…don’t) i absolutely REFUSE to do the twitter thing. that might change, but at least i now have a good definition of it, right? any reason i should get a taint account?

BRACE YOURSELF…

anybody who knows me knows i was not “profoundly affected” by the 911 thing. i also am all about the tattoo art and culture and stuff. i am impossible to offend. all that being said, i think this is, quite possibly, the most offensive and tacky tattoo EVER. three things really bug me about this (outside of it’s very existence…)

1. somebody actually thought this needed to be PERMANENTLY on their body.
2. while i know some real assholes who sling ink, i can’t think of anybody asshole enough to agree to do this one…okay, maybe ONE guy. harold and shane know who i’m talking about.
3. given the “it’s raining men” print i have to assume this was NOT done on a guy, at least not a straight one. so some bitch (never refer to women i don’t know this way, but given the ink here…) or some gay guy (less likely, i’d like to hope) got this done. permanently. on their body.

i just hope they get drunk enough to show it off in a bar in NYC – preferably a cop bar. then let it rain nightsticks…or bullets.

and just so we can go out on a more positive note…

love the man or hate the man, this was just too fuckin’ funny for me not to snap and put up here – and a good lesson for us all. taken at the lockhart HEB grocery store, no less…