- i still won’t do it, but at least it was done right
- better not be the last one, kiddo!
- kayaking lessons – now available in my front yard
- just living in the shadow
- see y’all in the emergency room! (pizza edition)
- nobody gets my mom wetter than…
- irony defined
- jesus and tony romo are fucking with my dreams
- puff-puff-(probably) not gonna pass
- port a par-tay? not so much…
- not six, just two
