- phone sex, vibrators, sesame chicken, and golf wear (my wednesday)
- oh no…NOT three….
- the jewel in the crown (and unfortunately, nary a drop of crown in my glass)
- widespread wrap up
- “hippies….hippies…everywhere….they say they wanna save the earth but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad…”
- just call me webster
- my ass is the center of the universe
- listen to barbie SQUEAL!!! (if you work for mattell, please don’t sue me)
- blowin’ cars, mowin’ in the rain, and lyle lovett (my weekend)
- vultures
- i hate them all and i want them to die