spooge on a stick?

no, i’m not making that up…

…but i kinda wish i was?

i don’t know – i know the afterglow can easily be ruined by the after drip. but i’m not sure a sponge on a stick is the answer?

anybody who’s gone commando during a command performance (as it were) has seen the post even awkward waddle or sacrificed an old godsmack shirt or something to avoid it. i’m okay with that option. it’s more environmentally friendly than a disposable option, and sully pissed me off anyway.

but never mind that now.

does anybody see this as a thing? or should we figure they’ll be gone before they can make good stocking stuffers?

(yes, i did that one on purpose)

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