late lil’ bit o’ nuthin

i fully acknowledge that this shoulda been up earlier…

…but, ya know, it wasn’t.

i woke up this morning and said to myself, “i gotta do a whore bit before i go grab bar-b-que with michelle”, michelle being a friend i haven’t seen (in my estimation) in over a decade who is now a college professor at a southern university and looking to be one at a canadian university and has been unable to get pregnant because she is such the intellectual that her body rejects a fetus due to it not having a fully-functioning brain and therefore is not able to keep up at her level.

or so my theory goes…

(and yes, this was done in harmless fun; and yes, i told her i was gonna say this; so no, don’t hit the comments section and talk about what a dick i am. don’t get me wrong, i AM a dick – but there’s no need to harp on the obvious, now is there?)

moving on…

…so after i left black’s i told her, “crap, i need to go do a whore bit, and you’ll probably be in it, i’ll send you the url…” and then i promptly went home and on the way to the laptop saw ME’s cd collection splayed out on my bed and remembered i was supposed to be ripping a bunch of her crap to my iTunes and as we might hang out tomorrow i wanted to surprise her and have it done so she could listen to cd’s in her car again…so, that sidetracked me until house came on, which was followed by big bang theory (which ME turned me onto, and i have all the episodes saved so she can catch up, but as she’ll never come over here i should just free up the dvr space and send her a hulu link – shane, is big bang theory on hulu? lemme know…) and so here we are.