frosted monday mini-bits!

and by “frosted” i mean “delayed in posting”…

yes, from the makers of the “hump day half bits” comes “monday mini bits”…which i fully admit sounds like some kind of bad breakfast cereal, but that’s so not the case.

we’ll go mid-way between the half bits (two per article) and the sunday sixers on this one, in no particular order.

1. bea arthur died – who knew? does this mean betty white gets the golden girl bonanza so she can hang the paintings at her place? or am i getting that confused with a simpson’s episode? found this out when i posted on my facebook page i had no idea what to write about. got this, “we’re all shooting each other” or something like that (i’m hit and miss on my leia speak) and the swine flu.

2. don’t dig on no swine – okay, so for dietary purposes, i do. for flu purposes? i don’t know – but then again, i don’t really no what swine flu is. apparently it fucks you up pretty bad…and the fact that the one school in texas shut down of it just happens to be the one nearest to an ex that burned ME pretty bad? that’s just karma, baby!

3. for all keeping up with me – it looks like a healthy mix (pun intended) of my usual echinaeca and vitamin regiment combined with hardcore antibiotics (and a little vicodin to keep in interesting) has battled back my dental-based demons for the time being. still need surgery, but lack of swelling and pain (combined with lack of money and insurance) don’t make it seem quite so pressing…of course, if i suddenly take a turn another way, that’ll change but quick.

4. pitbull preview – for all my local (austin, texas) readers tonight one of the news stations (fox or cbs – can’t remember which) is doing an “expose” on pitbulls – are the dogs or the owners to blame for their violent behavior? this will turn to a full bit for me i’m sure…we all know how vicious and killer they are (see illustration below of copper in “attack” mode)