slightly wollowing on a miserable monday

but only slightly…

…this weekend taught me two things.

1. i really called it when i coined the phrase “expect people to disappoint you and you’ll never be disappointed”

2. what a “poop noodle” was.

the first came from the general aforementioned vegas events of the weekend (not hinting at the easter lunch at shane’s – that was really good) coupled with my tuaca body art ball dallas plans for today getting canceled (these things happen, and medical needs have to circumvent alchoholic revelry) and the west texas trip that COULD have taken it’s place being postponed (but only until next week, most likely).

i think i need to stop focusing on MY quote and moreso on a rodney dangerfield…

“i don’t get no respect…”

no wait – that wasn’t it. it was…

“watch out for number one, but make sure you don’t step in number two!”

yeah, that was it.

so yeah, that’s it for today. since this was just me venting, i promise to make the next one ACTUALLY funny. hell, let’s close with a joke…

a nigger, a wetback, and a jewish fag walk into a bar…

only kidding. and lest you think that was me taking a stab at TRYING to be offensive if i had wanted to do that i would have explained what a “poop noodle” is…

(seriously – when something almost offends shane, that say something…)