in eight weeks i want wood

people always bitch they don’t know what i want for Christmas…

…so i’ll do “more than hint” bits leading up to it.

and at eight weeks we’ll start with the most expensive:

yep, it’s a wooden watch. okay, so all the internals (the gears and shit) aren’t wooden – but the rest of it is, by god! the face, the bezel, the case – even the links that make the band up…all from 100% RECYCLED wood, scraps leftover from furniture and wood floors and such. all untreated, unstained, 100% hypoallergenic. and in addition to re-purposing wood scraps, they also plant a tree for every watch that sells. most expensive one they make (this one, actually) retails for about $140. was gonna get it for myself (still probably will, knowing me – which is what makes me such a pain in the ass to shop for) but i think the 55″ LCD TV might be enough. with this being the first woman-free Xmas in a while (i know it’s still eight weeks away, but who the fuck are we kidding?) i figure i might as well spoil myself and the pups a bit, right?

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  • Shane Oct 31, 2012 @ 15:48

    I see two problems with that watch…

    1) It’s way too save the planet, Prius driving, no deodorant wearing, eco-hippy wear for a somewhat normal person like you.
    2) Do you really want to drop a buck forty on something the pups might mistake as a chew toy? Or something you have to treat for termites before you can wear?

    Go with the TV and some booze. And if your still jonesing for the watch…go fuck a broad that doesn’t shave her pits!