dutch treat

there are two types of people i USED to hate…

…people intolerant of other’s culture, and the dutch.

but now it’s just the former.

don’t know if this is just some internet rumor or actually legit, but either way it’s hella funny. this was sent to me by a co-worker and supposedly was written on the website of some dutch newspaper:

“We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and
a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a
huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here? “