peeing, cursing cows and cash (your tuesday twofer)

you know what’s sad?

…this totally should have been posted later in the month as it’s not time sensitive but this picture sold me on doing it earlier:

this is a mugshot of a woman, who was allegedly (my ass) chasing children around, blocking traffic, and peeing on her neighbor’s front porch, all while wearing a cow suit.

i want to party with this chick!

and secondly, assuming the bill eventually passes, i figure this about fits it…